Dog Grabs Roman Candle and Runs With It

Some things are just too funny to describe, but what we have here is Dauchshund that decided to grab a Roman Candle that was already lit and run around with the thing shooting it's flares. The adults in this video can thank God that no one, especially the children, was injured. Fortunately, we can enjoy this while laughing because no one was hurt.

The 50 Points of the Retrosexual / Neosexual Code, for Real Men Today

by Chuck Ness

After writing the piece, "Sorry Obama but Women Desire Real Men", I learned about a list of what women like in men. So I looked around around for the genesis of this list and found out from Michelle Malkin site that the author of the Retrosexual Code is Grau Magus, whose anti-metrosexual manifesto has made the rounds on of the Internet and eventually took on a life of its own.  Now you can find the list in many places and with many various points added onto it.  There was even a facebook site named, The Retrosexual Code that men of like minds could have joined to share and discuss the way they saw the feminization of the modern man. Unfortunately that page has since been closed.
I have added to the word "Neosexual" to the title of the code since it better fits the poll I shared in the article which brought this code to my attention. Unfortunately the blog that had the original rant and list have long been removed from the web for whatever reason that only the author would know. Here is what remains from the original rant by Miss Grau Magus. 

Ok folks, I have had it. I've taken all I can stand and I can't stand no more. Every time my TV is on, all that can be seen is effeminate men prancing about, redecorating houses and talking about foreign concepts like "style" and "feng shui." Heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, trans-sexual, metrosexual, non-sexual; blue, green, and purple-sexual-bogus definitions have taken over the urban and suburban world!

Real men of the world, stand up, scratch your butt, belch, and yell "ENOUGH!" I hereby announce the start of a new offensive in the culture wars, the Retrosexual movement.

Rambunctious Dogs

This is just too funny for commentary. Enjoy it for what it's.

Sorry Obama but Women Desire Real Men, Not Metrosexuals

by One Vike

For the last decade, American men have been inundated with the idea that women prefer men who are in touch with their feminine side, men who are not afraid to spend a little extra time in front of the mirror, and maybe even wear a little make up to highlight the features of their face. We are told that men like John Kerry and Barack Obama are what women really want. Men who are not only unashamed of their femininity, but men who will even go so far as to display such faith in their feminism in public as Obama has time and time again.
 

Well, please allow me to set the record straight, because it seems that Al Gore, John Kerry, and Barack Obama are really not the type men that turn the ladies on. I found this survey from a deodorant company that inherently, just makes sense to me. I had not heard of this survey before now, but I have read numerous reports in Australian and European papers about it. I'd link you to the survey itself, if only I could find it, but like many polls and surveys it has disappeared within a few months.

Picking and a Grinning

I received this in an email from my Uncle. I really don't know who's children these are, but considering I have hundreds of relatives around America that I have never met, I will not even attempt to guess who's children they are. I did ask who they are, but he and his wife are somewhere over the Atlantic on their way to France right now. If I could have played a guitar this good at that age, I do think my occupation would have been much different then it is today. These boys are good, considering their age. However, keep an eye on the youngest boy because he seems to do it with the kind of ease that you don't see very often.

Handicapped Bear & A Quadriplegic Man, Proof the World Doesn't Need Socialism

Cartoonist, John Callahan

by OneVike

No one really knows who took this video of a 3 legged black bear, except that it was possibly taken in the Canadian wilderness. I have been told by some reputable sources, that some thought they had actually found the elusive Sasquatch. Unfortunately for those who continue to believe in the story of Big Foot, what they actually found was a mother black bear who had either been born with only one front leg or lost it in a fight at a younger age. When watching this video you will be struck by the almost human aspect of the bear as it walks around upright.

Another thing I would bet you will come away with, is a feeling of sadness for the mother bear. However, the lesson you should glean from this video is that just because a person, or an animal, is handicapped does not mean they are helpless. This bear shows that even the handicapped can survive in the wild with out any extra help from others. Now only if we humans just quit trying to inflict our feelings of sorrow and uselessness upon those who are handicapped, maybe they won't feel the need to depend upon others as much as we make them feel.

Representation for Taxation Is Finally Restored

by OneVike

It is about time the Supreme Court has leveled the political playing field by returning to corporations their right to be represented for the taxes they are burdened with. Our American Revolution was based upon the complaint that the people were taxed without representation, but if American corporations don't have a 1st amendment right to free speech, then they shouldn't be subject to taxation either. So If anyone really dislikes the Supreme Courts ruling and would also like to take your opinion that corporations are not people so they should not have a say so in politics, then I have but one solution that will be fair to all, and that solution would be the government should not be taxing American cooperation's.

Think about it, if you really want to restrict the ability of corporations to influence elections and legislation then I suggest leveling the whole playing field for them by doing away with all taxes paid by them. That means no more corporate income tax, and no more forcing corporations to be servants of local, state, and federal governments. I say servants, because the government forces them to collect the governments taxes, but they do not get reimbursed for their services. After all, that is called forced servitude, and slavery is unconstitutional.

Women Say Some Rape Victims Should Take Blame

by One Vike

Date rape has been in our lexicon for a few decades now, fact is a majority of people have become quite familiar with the lines that separate consensual and non consensual sex. However, our present attitude about rape was not always the same as it is today. There has always been warnings to girls that they should not allow themselves to be in certain situations that could lead to unwanted advances from boys. There has been many a woman who has claimed they were raped while the only defense the man had was the girl allowed things to progress past a point of no return for him.

Snow Dog Having Way Too Much Fun in Fresh Snow

After a blizzard dumped 54 inches of snow on Colorado, this dog decided to enjoy every moment of it. No snow hill was too deep for him to dive into, especially the powder that was dumped upon the Denver area. I originally had the song, "I Feel Good"' by James brown, but I was forced to remove it for copyright reasons. So this time I posted the video without any sounds. If anyone has a good idea for what non copyrighted song or even what classical music might fit, then let me know and I'll add it.

Video Proof the Sea Shepherd Activists Are Pirates Bent on Killing Humans

By One Vike In this video you will see proof that Paul Watson's Sea Shepherd activists are in fact the aggressors in their war against the legal practice by the whale hunters. You will see the vessel the Steve Irwin, the black ship, intentionally ram into the Japanese vessel. As you can see,this is a crime that could result in the death of those on the vessel should it sink. 

 Unlike the media reports we see in the Western media, this is not an innocent bump in the middle of the Ocean while the Sea Shepherd activists are protesting. It is attempted murder against the lives of ICR (Japanese) whalers that are not doing anything to retaliate except to respond with water cannons. Under the United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea (CLOS) of December 10, 1982 Article 101 clearly defines what the Sea Shepherd does in this video as an act of aggression and piracy. Which makes sense that the Steve Irwin would be flying the Jolly Roger cross and bones flag of pirates.

Sea Shepherd Terrorists Throwing Bottles Containing Butric Acid at Whaling Ship

In my article on "The Way One Vike Sees it" blog about the Whale Wars, I said that the packets of rancid butter and other food items at the fishermen could cause a fisherman to get sick from food poisoning if hit in the mouth; As it turns out, the actual contents of the smelly bombs is butyric acid. Butyric acid actually does have effects that can effect humans in a dangerous way. Researchers have even stated that if butryic acid gets in the eys it can leave the person permanently blind. Interesting because the Terrorists also use lasers that can blind people, all this is known by the terrorists that are members of the Sea Shepherd gouop. This from Sciencelab.com>.

Sea Shepherd Terrorists Throwing Bottles Containing Butric Acid at Whaling Ship

In my article on "The Way One Vike Sees it" blog about the Whale Wars, I said that the packets of rancid butter and other food items at the fishermen could cause a fisherman to get sick from food poisoning if hit in the mouth;

As it turns out, the actual contents of the smelly bombs is butyric acid. Butyric acid actually does have effects that can effect humans in a dangerous way. Researchers have even stated that if butryic acid gets in the eys it can leave the person permanently blind. Interesting because the Terrorists also use lasers that can blind people, all this is known by the terrorists that are members of the Sea Shepherd gouop. This from Sciencelab.com.

Hazards Identification

Potential Acute Health Effects:
Very hazardous in case of skin contact (irritant), of ingestion. Hazardous in case of eye contact (irritant), of inhalation. Slightly hazardous in case of skin contact (corrosive, permeator). Liquid or spray mist may produce tissue damage particularly on mucous membranes of eyes, mouth and respiratory tract. Skin contact may produce burns. Inhalation of the spray mist may produce severe irritation of respiratory tract, characterized by coughing, choking, or shortness of breath.


Hazards Identification

CARCINOGENIC EFFECTS: Not available.
MUTAGENIC EFFECTS: Not available.
TERATOGENIC EFFECTS: Not available.
DEVELOPMENTAL TOXICITY: Not available.
The substance is toxic to lungs, the nervous system, mucous membranes. Repeated or prolonged exposure to the substance can produce target organs damage. Repeated or prolonged contact with spray mist may produce chronic eye irritation and severe skin irritation.

Now if you are hit in the mouth and accidentally digest this substance, this is what they advise;

First Aid Measures

Eye Contact: Check for and remove any contact lenses. In case of contact, immediately flush eyes with plenty of water for at least 15 minutes. Cold water may be used. Get medical attention.
Skin Contact: In case of contact, immediately flush skin with plenty of water for at least 15 minutes while removing contaminated clothing and shoes. Cover the irritated skin with an emollient. Cold water may be used.Wash clothing before reuse. Thoroughly clean shoes before reuse. Get medical attention immediately.
Serious Skin Contact: Wash with a disinfectant soap and cover the contaminated skin with an anti-bacterial cream. Seek immediate medical attention.
Inhalation: If inhaled, remove to fresh air. If not breathing, give artificial respiration. If breathing is difficult, give oxygen. Get medical attention. Serious Inhalation: Evacuate the victim to a safe area as soon as possible. Loosen tight clothing such as a collar, tie, belt or waistband. If breathing is difficult, administer oxygen. If the victim is not breathing, perform mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

WARNING:
It may be hazardous to the person providing aid to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation when the inhaled material is toxic, infectious or corrosive. Seek immediate medical attention.
Ingestion: Do NOT induce vomiting unless directed to do so by medical personnel. Never give anything by mouth to an unconscious person. If large quantities of this material are swallowed, call a physician immediately. Loosen tight clothing such as a collar, tie, belt or waistband.

So I guess in my attempt to show the Sea Shepherd terrorists as being extreme by using extreme descriptions for the smelly bombs effects on humans, was actually a lot closer to the truth then I thought. Amazing ain't it?

Check out these two videos and you will see them throwing the bottles.


Part 1


Part 2

Extreme Terrorist Group, "Sea Shepherd" Takes Financial Hit With the Sinking of their Batmobile Boat

By OneVike

There is a war going on in the Antarctic, a war over the whales. This fish war has become increasingly dangerous for those involved, as more then just nasty words during a protest are being exchanged lately. This war has tempers flaring, nations accusing each other of maleficence, and boats crashing into each other like what happened when the Yushin Maru 3 crashed into the more aggressive Bob Barker this past Sunday on February 7th. This on the heels of the activist group's pride speed boat being sunk just last month on its maiden voyage. In that mishap the angry meddlesome activists found out what it's like to swim in the frigid waters of the Antarctica. The Activist groups spokesperson admits in a phone interview;

"It handicaps us, it's a two million dollar hit on our organization, plus it takes away our fast interceptor vessel but this is a war, and we have many wealthy benefactors who will gladly pony up more money to support our war effort against these murderers,"

Terry Fator, The Greatest Vantriloquist Ever? (video)

by One Vike

This is a presentation from Terri Fator, the world famous ventriloquist. Terri is the only non singer to ever win 1st place in the talent contest, "Americas Got Talent". His stardom and popularity has since hit the stratosphere. Currently he is working on a 5 year contract with the Mirage Casino in Las Vegas, where he involves a large cast of characters that sing and mimic famous people. Terri is quickly becoming one of the busiest entertainers in the industry with requests for his services all over world. Later this month, on Feb 28th, he has been invited to sing the national anthem for the Shelby American NASCAR Sprint Cup Series race at Las Vegas Motor Speedway. My only question is which of his friends will be accompanying him to the event. When asked what he thinks about the invitation, Terri said;

“It is an honor for me to sing the national anthem at the Shelby American race in Las Vegas. I believe that my fans and NASCAR fans are one and the same, so it is a match made in Heaven. I grew up in Texas, so you know I’m a NASCAR fan!”

The thing that makes Terri standout from your normal ventriloquists is his ability to make you forget you are even watching a ventriloquist. It could easily be argued that Terri has lifted the stigma of vantriliquists being nothing more then a warm up side show for bigger entertainers. After watching his performance I came away with a new found respect for the talent it takes to do what he does. He makes sure that the audience is so caught up with the way his puppets actually sound like some of the greatest singers of all time, that I challenge anyone to see if you can ever catch his lips moving while he performs. The way I see it, the day God spoke to Balaam through a donkey was the only time there was a greater performance of ventriloquism then the one Terri Fator puts on. Numbers 22:20-41

In this video clip that I taped from the Jerry Lewis Muscular Dystrophy, Terri Fator is performing with his friend, Julius. Now Julius just happens to be the greatest soul singer who has ever been invited to entertain the gamblers of Vegas. His smooth ballads, clever wit and flawless renditions are some of the best in the industry. From classic oldies to the modern day hip hop craze, Julius has got it all. I hope you enjoy this video as much as I did.

Newly Discovered Video Segments, of Deion Sanders & Andre Rison's NFL Lightweight Fight

by OneVike

In 1994, when Deion Sanders left the Atlanta Falcons for the San Francisco 49ers, there apparently was some bad blood between him and his former Falcon teammate Andre Rison. This bad blood was on center stage when it came time for the 49ers to play the Falcons. The sports media had done all it could to make sure something would happen by constantly asking the two what they were going to do when Sanders covers Rison. It was their way I guess of promoting the game in which the two would meet. The game was hyped as much for the possibility of fight as they did for the game of football. All week long leading up the the game there was speculation that the meeting could result in a fight. Eventually the much anticipated fight broke out, and it was such a classic that most people remember the fight but hardly anyone remembers who won the game.


However, you may be surprised to learn that the viewers on television saw only a portion of their fight. What the viewers actually saw was a very cleaned up version of the slug fest, or, errr, the slapfest. It took a while, but I finally unearthed the whole fight from start to finish. What you will see in this video are the segments the television crew thought were to violent for you to see. Reminiscent of the 911 scenes the MSM refuses to show the public anymore, so to were the list segments of the classic Sanders vs Rison boxing slap fight. Enjoy the entire exclusive video you will only see here.

Catalunia Catholic Boy's Choir Sing The 'Meow" Song

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Sing The 'Meow Song"

Penguin Barely Escapes Being Killer Whales Lunch

In this video you will see a penguin being chased by three or four killer Orca Whales. After about a minute of going to and fro to escape the clutches of their jaws, the penguin decides to take his chances with the humans instead. So before they know it, the people in the raft have a guest and he does not seem to be in too much of a hurry to jump back into the water. Eventually the whale decides to head back out to see if they can find other prey for dinner.

Killer Whale Does What Killer Whales Do Best, Kills Pelican & Eats It (During Show)

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During a Show at Sea World