Saturday, January 9, 2010

The World's Shortest Books


by Onevike



Every now and then we just need to laugh. This was emailed to me and
I figured I would just pass it on. Well, I hope you enjoy the laugh







"THINGS I DID TO DESERVE
THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE"

by
Barack Obama
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"THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY"
by
Jane Fonda and Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
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"HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA"
by
Rev Jesse Jackson and Rev Al Sharpton
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"MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS"
by
Rev Jesse Jackson and Rev Al Sharpton
Introduction by Rev. Jeremiah Wright Jr
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"THE DAY I STOOD UP TO CASTRO"
by
Janet Reno
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"THE CHILDREN I RESCUED FROM
DAVID KORESH'S COMPOUND”

by
Janet Reno
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"THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL"
by
Hillary Clinton
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"THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY"
"THE SEQUEL"
by
Bill Clinton
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"THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD"
by
Bill Gates
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"THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY"
by
Dennis Rodman
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"THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE"
by
Al Gore and John Kerry
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"OUR MANY PATRIOTIC SONGS"
by
The Dixie Chicks
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"AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC"
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"A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES"
by
Dr. J. Kevorkian
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"TO ALL THE MEN WE'VE LOVED BEFORE..."
by
Ellen de Generes and Rosie O'Donnel
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"THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY"
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"MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLER(S)"
by
O. J. Simpson
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"HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY"
by
Ted Kennedy
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"MY BOOK OF MORALS"
by
Bill Clinton
introduction by
Rev. Jesse Jackson
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"COMPLETE KNOWLEDGE OF MILITARY STRATEGY!"
by
Nancy Pelosi
introduction by Rev. Jesse Jackson
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And in the spirit of the season (NFL playoff season that is)
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"OUR MANY LOMBARDI TROPHIES!"
by
the Minnesota Vikings and the Buffalo Bills
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"MY FAVORITE QUARTERBACKS"
by
Terrell Owens



1 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nice post thank you Tonya

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